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Name Something Positive About Being A Witness

by minimus in

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can you do it?

Country Girl

The most positive thing about being a Witness is the relief you feel when you are out. Kind of like when you have to pinch a loaf *really* bad, and it just feels SOOOOO good when you get to relieve yourself. <smiles primly>

CG

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Over 8000 served!!

by Scully in

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total posts: 601,802, registered users: 8,035.

wooooohoooooooo!!!

excellent job everyone!.

Country Girl

Dang! I thought there was gonna be free cheeseburgers in here! <snaps>

cOUNTry GiRL

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Joining JW's for Prestige of "Ordained Min...

by NeonMadman in

i'm taking an online college-level course this semester from moody bible institute called "elements of bible study.

" this is only the first week, but it looks pretty interesting.

as online courses will, it has a discussion board, and as part of the discussion, i mentioned my jw background, and also commented that the witnesses regard every baptized member as an "ordained minister.

Country Girl

Why go to all that trouble?

I just sent away for my "reverend" certificate from World Christianship Ministries, from the back of a magazine. You can fill out a little card and they mail you an ordination certificate. Hehheh. You can do baptisms, marriages, funerals, and ~~get free parking at the jail when you visit your boyfriend for your "minister's visit" outside of regular visiting hours~~ start your own church.

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Play Misty For Me

by Farkel in

this is errol garner's very own arrangement.. for you, wasasister:.

misty .

farkel

Country Girl

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Why does the WTS say Jehovah will Judge?

by Pleasuredome in

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why does wts keep printing in their literature that jehovah will judge when in the gosple of john it clearly states that christ will judge, and that judging was given to the son by the father?

"for the father judges no one, but has committed all judgment to the son," john 5:22

Country Girl

I think he should get one of his own television Judge shows. I think he'd draw a large share of the ratings, maybe even take over Judge Judy's spot. Course everyone would have to wear sunglasses... which makes it harder to see who's telling the truth or not.

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What if............

by freedom96 in

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the wts always taught that there is absolutely no life anywhere in the universe except here on earth..

because the bible doesn't talk about it, therfore it don't exist.. seems to me that is rather poor logic.

i was talking to a friend of mine the other day, who is spiritually minded.

Country Girl

In one of my not-so-lucid moments I began to think about the parasites on our skin. They have their own little world, and to them we are the BIG GOD. Maybe they pray to *us*? Perhaps we are just parasites on some other Big God's skin. <wonders if parasites have little highways, airports and sky-scrapers on her body; and whether there is a tiny Osama Bin Laden terrorist bombing teeny little skyscrapers; wonders if she should step in>

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